From Mel Gibson to Bernie Madoff to Chris Brown—how’s a gal to choose which fella is the worst? We did it for you!
- Carolyn French, BettyConfidential.com
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Because we know that you derive enjoyment from these sordid little rundowns (just as we do), we have put together a list of the top tool-bags of the decade.
Ready to get your guilty on? Let’s go!
10. Chris Brown
R&B superstar Rihanna was flawlessly beautiful until boyfriend at the time, Chris Brown, got a hold of her. A photo of RiRi’s badly beaten face surfaced shortly after the felony assault took place, and young girls everywhere quickly realized that the “Diagnosed With Love” singer was a wolf in sensitive-boy clothing.
9. Joe Francis
It would be easy to hate on the Girls Gone Wild king simply because he hit the jackpot by convincing drunk women to remove their clothing. But no, we can also despise the man for his child abuse conviction and the accusation that he raped an 18-year-old virgin (you can read the woman’s horrifying testimony here).
8. Jesse James
It’s one thing to cheat on America’s sweetheart, but it’s quite another to destroy a beautiful union for a romp with a piece of trash. Was Michelle "Bombshell" McGee really worth losing the gorgeous and gifted Sandra Bullock? Don’t even get us started on the whole white supremacy thing.
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7. Bernie Madoff
Money laundering, securities fraud, investment advisor fraud, perjury, making false filings with the SEC, false statements, mail fraud, wire fraud, and so on and so forth. The Ponzi scheme extraordinaire who will spend the rest of his life behind bars swindled thousands of hard working citizens out of billions of dollars. There’s despicable, and then there’s Madoff.
6. John Mayer
“Your Body Is A Wonderland” … that he plans to use and lose. Ol’ Johnny Boy had a great thing going for years. The ladies worshipped him, and the men folk wanted to be him (if only for a night). We have a suggestion for Mr. Nail and Bail since the wool has officially been removed from our eyes: drop the guitar and give movies a go! It’s obvious that you’re a phenomenal actor.
5. Jon Gosselin
If you give a Jon a reality show, he’s going to want some drama. If you give a Jon some drama, he’s going to want to party. If you give a Jon a party, he’s going to want an extramarital hookup. If you give a Jon an extramarital hookup, he’s going to want a new car and a bachelor pad and a pair of pants big enough to support his fat, arrogant ass.
4. Mel Gibson
It is ironic that a misogynistic egomaniac that allegedly assaulted his baby mama once starred in a romantic gem called What Women Want. We really miss the days of yore. Have you been able to enjoy any of Mel’s big hits in recent months? We sure haven’t.
3. Tiger Woods
When The National Enquirer broke the news that the golf champ was screwing around on his now ex-wife, we couldn’t believe our ears. Tiger seemed like such a decent guy! And then another mistress came forward, and another, and another, and another, and…good grief!
2. Christian Bale
Rule of thumb: when being paid millions of dollars to headline a flick, do NOT turn around and slam the oh-so-taxing promo tours and apparently debilitating sit-downs with big meanie journalists. If Bale isn’t careful, he may Katherine Heigl his way out of a job!
1. John Edwards
I have a brilliant idea! I’m going to cheat on my cancer-stricken wife who did nothing but love and care for me, and then I’m going to father an illegitimate baby with a total bimbo! Ugh, we have no words.
Tell us: Which of these a-holes angers you the most?
Carolyn French is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.
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