The 15 Most Bizarre Love & Sex Stories Of 2010 0

Despite having the most information (ever) at our fingertips and the greatest likelihood (ever) of being caught and made an object of public scorn and ridicule for doing dumb things, we are living in an age of people doing really dumb stuff. Sure, people have always done super ridiculous stuff but, somewhere between Say Anything and Jackass, we started making a bunch of questionable calls about love and relationships. Here are the most interesting things we learned from the past year's worth of weird news.

1. Fooling around outdoors can feel thrilling, especially considering the chance of getting caught. But as we learned, breaking into a house and leaving behind a video of the business is really dumb. House Humping Leaves Behind Sex Tape

2. If you want the thrill of being seen, try leaving the blinds open OR stay at this hotel for free. A Free Hotel Stay Has One Minor Condition

3. You may have to let youngish Brits watch you in that sex hotel because, according to a survey, many of them don’t know where babies come from. Plenty of Young Brits Not 100% On Where Babies Come From

4. It would also behoove them to know that just because you’re old and can’t conceive, it doesn't mean that you can't still transmit VDs. Because, evidently, older folks on Viagra don’t know this. Does ED Medication Lead To VD Medication?

5. Interspecies lovin' is never a good idea, a fact that one Indonesian fellow learned when he was forced to marry a cow after forcing himself upon it. The touching ceremony was followed not by a raucous reception, but by a slaughtering of the violated cow. Indonesian Dude Forced To Marry A Cow

6. That’s not the only wedding to come to a weird end. A mom decided to stop her daughter’s wedding by framing her for terrorism. Lesson learned? Mothers will go to great lengths to forcibly inject themselves into your love life. Mom Frames Daughter For Terrorism To Halt Wedding

7. Weddings are now budget-friendly! Yep. You can now have your very own McWedding. Let's All Grimace, We Can Finally Have Our McWedding

8. Guns and weddings don’t mix. Self-explanatory, right? Why Actual Shotgun Weddings Don't Work

9. But apparently, it's a lesson we had to learn twice. Guns And Weddings Really Don't Mix

10. But guns and terrorist threats aren’t the only things ruining weddings. Sometimes Twitter does, too. Be careful what you tweet. Twitter Doomed Their Wedding

11. Then again, sometimes technology actually pulls a wedding together. In Japan, a robot officiated a wedding, and managed to restrain itself from zapping anyone with lasers. Japanese Robot Marries A Japanese Couple

12. And this robot pastor may have helped the Japanese outpace the U.S. in the most crucial technology of all: pillow girlfriends. Pillows can lead to fulfilling love lives, people. We swear. America And Japan Are Neck-And-Neck In Race For Most Pillow Girlfriends

13. Want to get laid? We’re not sure if they’re having sex with pillows or not, but iPhone users do it more than people using Droids or a Blackberry. iPhone Users Get More Action Than Droid and Blackberry Dorks

14. Regardless of phone type, 20 percent of us have used said phone to sext the wrong person. "Yeah, mom it’s just shorthand for, um, I want you to, hmm, stop by my home." Let this be a lesson to you: don't sext. Ever. It's just too dangerous. 1 In 5 People Have Sexted The Wrong Person

15. Maybe we can’t blame bad texts on inattentiveness alone. It turns out that menstrual cramps also cramp our brains (I mean lady brains). Menstrual Cramps Makes A Lady's Brain Hurt

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